Come at me bro

Me: Hey, I just met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: But I've got Alzheimers
Me: Hey, I just met you

20,874 notes | Posted April 29th

Anonymous: you are so kawaaiii and you dont even no it!! (BUT U R SEXY AND NO IT!)

Loooooool

Posted March 20th

Anonymous: omg do you follow kitty-kawaii-xo its like perrfffff

I DO NOOOOWWW

Posted March 20th

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Toatz hot ;D

Posted March 20th

Anonymous: WILL U STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA ELLA ELLA AEAE AE

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Posted March 20th

Anonymous: oh ma gawd becky. look at her but!! touchie!

Tap that.

Posted March 20th

That awkward moment when a wave is following you

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20,825 notes | Posted March 20th

That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active.

… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:

”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.

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64,231 notes | Posted March 19th

1dismykryptonite:

‘If you do not change the direction in which you are going, you will end up where you are headed’

I love how he actually explains why it is ironic

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7,295 notes | Posted March 16th

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17,080 notes | Posted March 15th

teacher: you are taking a test why do i hear talking
me: because u have ears
*high-fives the person next to me and double backflips out of the room onto a motorcycle with lady gaga's head on it and drives off into the sunset screaming yolo*

51,982 notes | Posted March 9th

That awkward moment when the teacher forgets you had homework and that one student brings it up